Journal of Boromir: Day 14

“…It took about two hours for Gimli to notice the “wide load” sign that Legolas had pinned to his back today. He couldn’t figure out what was causing the hobbits to giggle so much. Of course it’s nothing like the trick Aragorn played on Gandalf the other day when he braided his beard into pigtails while he slept. Of course this is all amateurish antics compared to what we used to do in the South. The last stunt I pulled on my brother, I had every man of my battalion spit into his drink before I handed it to him. He drank the whole thing too! He must have found out later because I paid dearly for that one. He sprinkled something funky on my pants the next day, because I wasn’t sitting too comfortably during the morning meeting with the other Generals. What an embarrassing trip to the healers I had to make after that meeting…”