Journal of Boromir: Day 27

"...Last night's flet party was a blast, but Aragorn tells us it's time to get going. Party pooper! How nice of these elves to send us off with all these supplies - including recent editions of the latest magazines to read along the way. And here I thought I was going to miss this month's edition of Gondorian Quarterly. Well now, don't I look all handsome and classy in that cover photo. That's the image of a man you want leading your country, not some scruffy, smelly ranger who can't comb his hair and wipes his nose on his sleeve constantly. Sick! Gimli eagerly grabbed all the copies of PlayElf* and is keeping them with him. 'To keep them out of the young hobbits' hands he says. Yeah, right..."

*PlayElf appears courtesy of LOTR_nutcase. Used with permission.