Journal of Boromir: Day 29

“…Woke up this morning to Aragorn trying to swipe my gauntlets. Sneaky twit! I have seen him eyeing them for a while now, but didn’t think he had the gall to try and take them. What a cheapskate! I noticed that before we left Rivendell he swiped that blue shirt from Elrond. I don’t see why the others are so high on him. Aragorn isn’t that great. The man’s not a ranger; he’s nothing more than a pervy snowdropper. I cannot imagine whom else he is going to be swiping clothes from. Legolas was saying something about losing a pair of his leggings in Lothlorien the other day. I wonder…no, wait, it's all starting to make sense…”