Journal of Boromir: Day 22

“…‘What is this new devilry?’ I asked, but before Gandalf could answer the high-pitched screams told the story. ‘Ai! Ai! fangirls!’ Legolas cried in horror as he turn and ran. ‘Demons of the modern world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!’ Gandalf yelled and we all took off for the bridge. We had all made it across, and Gandalf made a stand on the bridge to save us, but the piercing pitch of their screams shattered the stonework of the caves and the bridge crumbled. Gandalf fell. The rest of us made it out relatively unscathed, but our gear and clothing was pierced by many arrows, each bearing a strange heart-shaped note. Legolas and Frodo seem to have taken the worst of the assault…”