Journal of Boromir: Day 31

'…Legolas nicked me in the leg with one of his arrows today while I was out scouting for the enemy. He claims it was an accident explaining that he thought me to be an orc at the time - a likely story. He’s just bitter because I told him women don’t like “pretty boys” and that the rugged, manly look is in – on the other hand Aragorn seems to be taking the “rugged” look to the extreme, and it’s getting pretty gross…'