Journal of Boromir: Day 7

"...Not a good day today. I woke up to find a series of rather disturbing polaroids being passed around. Aragorn and the Hobbits convinced me to try a bit of 'pipeweed' last night, and I fear its effects left me a bit out of sorts. I am most grieved by the shot of me with the elf. Goodness only knows what was going on by that point, but Legolas seems pretty pleased with himself this morning. Was this revenge for the compass I pinned to his clothes the other day? Probably. I still don't regret it; we lost two days travel because of his poor sense of direction. With any luck I will have obtained and destroyed these incriminating photos before we reach Minas Tirith. Faramir will never let me live this one down if he finds out. In the mean time, retaliation seems in order against several members of the fellowship for last night’s events. Where on Middle Earth did that camera come from anyway?..."