Journal of Boromir: Day 6

“…Okay, okay…wait I got it. No…hold on…Dude, I think it’s talking to me. What’s that? You think I’m pretty? Silly ring, of course I am. Dude, where are those hobbits? This pipeweed stuff is great! Man, I should give this stuff to father. How fun would council meetings be then? What do they call it? Longbottom leaf? Ha! Ha! Longbottom. I wonder if that’s Legolas’ nickname? …I’m so funny! Why am I hungry all of a sudden?…”