Journal of Boromir: Day 3

“…Okay, so Gandalf and I aren’t getting along too well. Today he confronted me about my attitude in second-guessing every decision he was making. Now really, it wasn’t every decision, just the ones I think are wrong. I can’t help it if that turns out to be the majority. Pardon me for feeling that allowing Legolas to be our navigator is a bad idea. The guy got himself lost trying to find the door out of the bathroom the other night. So for my opinion, both the elf and wizard yell at me. Well I’m sorry, but I’m not here to be perfect or give ringing endorsements. I was ready to take Gimli’s axe and do something drastic to both their hair while they sleep. I think it’s going to be one long trip…”